Kathmandu. The real cause behind the recent 'invisible rift' between Prime Minister Balendra Shah (Balen) and Rastriya Swatantra Party Chairman Rabi Lamichhane has finally been revealed. According to high-level political sources, Chairman Rabi wanted to immediately include his highly talked-about figures Asika Tamang and Teeka Sangraula (Jwala) in the cabinet, but Prime Minister Balen initially did not agree to this.
However, since both top leaders share an unyielding passion for 'building the nation' and a common ambition for viral revolution, an innovative solution has been devised to end this political stalemate. Accordingly, by splitting or adding at least two ministries, Asika Tamang is set to be appointed as the ultra-powerful Minister for 'Social Media and Viral Ministry', and Teeka Sangraula (Jwala) as the Minister for 'Monitoring and Propaganda Ministry'.
Although the public has not yet forgotten the video incident of Asika urinating in a public place and Jwala's previous viral Facebook antics, this is considered the best possible option for state governance. On the eve of the upcoming Gaijatra festival, great material for satire has been prepared for everyone. Now, as to who else would be suitable to be made a minister, ordinary citizens can immediately call 'Hello Sarkar' to give their valuable suggestions.
Hail Balen! Hail Rabi! Hail Bell!